Lets Play Week 1

Typical, I try and get a few days of peace and what happens? I've got a fuckin' mountain goat photographer scurrying around the rocks behind me, trying to catch me doing something shockin'. I bet he caught me piddling on the rocks before and it'll be all over the magazines and the internet in less then a week. Thank God I remembered he was there and turned around otherwise there would have been a lot more of me all over the internet.

Orlando rolled his body under the surfboard as the wave washed over him and he tried to push the invasive paparazzi from his mind. Flipping back over onto the board Orlando continued to paddle out past the breakers and his thoughts of paparazzi drowning.